The Lizard King Gets His Lizard Out
Jim Morrison, the self appointed American Poet and drug and booze addled front man for The Doors, was playing a homecoming show of sorts at the Dinner Key Auditorium in Miami on 1st March 1969. Morrison was drunk, swearing at the audience and forgetting song lyrics when he decided to liven up proceedings by simulating oral sex with guitarist Robbie Krieger and then flopping his old feller out for an encore. He was later convicted of profanity and indecent exposure, sentenced to six months in jail and ordered to pay a $500 fine. He avoided serving his jail time by dying in mysterious circumstances in the bathtub of his Paris apartment in 1971.