Valentine’s Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year’s biggest day of lovin’, we’ve compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentine's Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year's biggest day of lovin', we've compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these. Happy Valentine's Day!
The Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
'I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight' by one-hit-wonders The Cutting Crew is sure to kill any sexy mood. Pun most definitely Intended.
Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money
Because no girl (or guy, really) wants to feel like a prostitute in bed.
R. Kelly - Pregnant
R. Kelly is a tricky one for a few reasons. Firstly there's those pesky child pornography charges that come to mind, but mainly, the lyrics to this track are completely, and vividly mortifying.
George Michael – Monkey
We guarantee that if you asked anyone to “set their monkey free” you’d get a slap in the face.
Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me
Can’t help but think a song about getting caught cheating might kill the mood a little bit…
Weezer – This Is Such A Pity
The Baha Men – Who Let The Dogs Out
No one wants to be barked at when they’re naked.
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
The Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch
The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me
The Rolling Stones – Satisfaction
The Who – Who Are You
The Pixies – Here Comes Your Man
PJ Harvey - Dry
David Hassellhoff – Hooked On a Feeling
No Doubt – Ex- Girlfriend
Madonna & Justin Timberlake – 4 Minutes
Diana Ross – I’m Coming Out
The Jacksons – Can You Feel it
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Ben Lee – Catch My Disease
Lily Allen – Not Big

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