Valentine’s Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year’s biggest day of lovin’, we’ve compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
'I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight' by one-hit-wonders The Cutting Crew is sure to kill any sexy mood. Pun most definitely Intended.
Because no girl (or guy, really) wants to feel like a prostitute in bed.
R. Kelly is a tricky one for a few reasons. Firstly there's those pesky child pornography charges that come to mind, but mainly, the lyrics to this track are completely, and vividly mortifying.
We guarantee that if you asked anyone to “set their monkey free” you’d get a slap in the face.
Can’t help but think a song about getting caught cheating might kill the mood a little bit…
No one wants to be barked at when they’re naked.