What’s your name and what team do you play for?
Dan Luscombe, Rockdogs

How Many Community Cups Have You Played?
About six

What Band Do You Play In or Radio Station Do You Disc Jockey For?
The Drones

What position Are We Likely To See You In? (On The Ground That Is…)
Yet be announced, but either supine or prone.

What’s Been The Key To Your Training Regime In The Build Up To The Match?
Positive thinking. And not much else.

Who’s Your Rock n’ Roll Footy Hero and why?
Ablett Snr for eating a roast chicken dinner the morning of the ‘89 Grand Final. I will recreate this moment as a tribute, substituting the roast chicken with toast.

What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Done To Anyone Behind Play?
My record is unblemished. I am a gentlemen on and off the field, and shall remain so.