We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files, however we don’t like regurgitating press releases or asking the easy questions. No-one gets out of the Tone Deaf Interrogation lightly, so just hold still, grit your teeth, clench your buttocks and be still while we put on the rubber gloves, apply the thumbscrews, and pull out our thermometer while you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhh… Truthful answers only or we drink your rider while you’re on stage.

Everyone joins or forms a band to get laid. If your band represents your sex life are you Casanova or spending plenty of time doing the five knuckle shuffle?

Casanova

We don’t want to know about the painfully hip bands your press release says you’re influenced by. Take us back to your bedroom when you were 14. What band posters did you have on the wall?

The Beatles, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin

What’s been your worst gig and why are you glad there’s no footage of it on Youtube … yet?

I’ve banished the worst gig from my memory – it’d be too horrific to recall.

Tomorrow’s payday, so we’ve only got $20 to get you drunk. Where do we go and what do we buy with it?

Hells Kitchen, Margarita please.

We’ve been looking in the $2 bin at Dixons Recycled and also bidding on eBay – what releases are we looking for there that your band has put out?

My first band, The Rumours ‘We Are Happy LP’. This is funny because some guy from South America actually had it listed on Ebay.

Suppose we put a gun to your head and force you to kiss a member of another Australian band. Who, which band and why?

Jordan Speering of the Demon Parade, because he sings like an angel

Jimmy Hawks releases his new single ‘Bullet To The Brain’ at Ding Dong Lounge in Melbourne this Saturday 31st July with Bridezilla in their only Melbourne show.