We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files, but we don’t like regurgitating press releases or asking the easy questions. At Tone Deaf we only ask the tough questions, so just hold still, grit your teeth, clench your buttocks and be still while we put on the rubber gloves, apply the thumbscrews, and pull out our thermometer while you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhh… Truthful answers only or we drink your rider while you’re on stage.
Who gets the most ‘off stage action’ in the band? What’s the secret to their success?
Most likely Zack, and it has absolutely everything to do with his ridiculously long fringe, he has no personality. Women can be so vain.
Have you ever been arrested? Where were you, and what was it for?
Not really arrested but does almost being charged with theft count?? An unnamed member of the band decided to take some bottles of spirits from an unnamed venue and said venue had security cameras…FUN TIMES!
What’s been the worst day job you’ve ever had?
Working at an abattoir… pretty bad.
Sex, drugs and groupies – In what order do you prefer them and how often?
All at once, and all day, everyday.
What’s your favourite site to download music from and do you ever pay for it? Can we find any of your releases there?
We don’t download music…BUT I believe it would have to be iTunes. AND yes you can buy some of our tunes there, you should do it. Now!
What’s the furthest you’d go to win over a new fan?
Driving to their house in the middle of the night, sneaking into their backyard, break into their house, go into their room, jump on them screaming and give them a free CD!! All done while wearing a balaclava and holding a knife! It’s a foolproof method and works every time!
Right, here’s the plug section – tell us about upcoming gigs/tours and releases.
OK, well Saturday the 16th April we’re playing at The Producers Bar in Adelaide and then Thursday the 21st (the day before good Friday) we’re playing the Evelyn! It’s gonna be awesome and you should all definitely come! YEAH!