We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files, however we don’t like regurgitating press releases or asking the easy questions. No-one gets out of the Tone Deaf Interrogation lightly, so just hold still, grit your teeth, clench your buttocks and be still while we put on the rubber gloves, apply the thumbscrews, and pull out our thermometer while you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhh… Truthful answers only or we drink your rider while you’re on stage.

Everyone joins or forms a band to get laid. If your band represents your sex life are you Casanova or spending plenty of time doing the five knuckle shuffle?

Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

We don’t want to know about the painfully hip bands your press release says you’re influenced by. Take us back to your bedroom when you were 14. What band posters did you have on the wall?

20 Fingers, The Vaughans, The Steppers, Love Connection

What’s been your worst gig and why are you glad there’s no footage of it on Youtube … yet?

Playing at an “industry showcase” with Romy aka Macromantics and breaking a string in the first strum of the first song. Realising I had no spare strings and Romy’s band not having a guitarist and lamely attempting to teach myself to play all the songs on the spot without my very much needed D string while being a sook for the rest of the set.

Tomorrow’s payday, so we’ve only got $20 to get you drunk. Where do we go and what do we buy with it?

Goon bag in a park somewhere.

We’ve been looking in the $2 bin at Dixons Recycled and also bidding on eBay – what releases are we looking for there that your band has put out?


Suppose we put a gun to your head and force you to kiss a member of another Australian band. Who, which band and why?

Every member of Keith! Party defecating in every possible orifice of my body. No gun required.