Valentine’s Day is looming and while some are looking for a serious love others are just hoping to get lucky come February 14th. So in anticipation for the year’s biggest day of lovin’, we’ve compiled a list of the top songs you should never, ever have sex to. Be sure to keep these tracks in mind when compiling your V-Day playlist, because no one, and we mean absolutely no one could bounce back from these.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Get unlimited access to the coverage that shapes our culture.
to Rolling Stone magazine
to Rolling Stone magazine