We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files, however we don’t like regurgitating press releases or asking the easy questions. No-one gets out of the Tone Deaf Interrogation lightly, so just hold still, grit your teeth, clench your buttocks and be still while we put on the rubber gloves, apply the thumbscrews, and pull out our thermometer while you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhh… Truthful answers only or we drink your rider while you’re on stage.
Ben Witt (Vocals) Gives Us the Lowdown
Everyone joins or forms a band to get laid. If your band represents your sex life are you Casanova or spending plenty of time doing the five knuckle shuffle?
Ain’t no John Cenas in this house.
We don’t want to know about the painfully hip bands your press release says you’re influenced by. Take us back to your bedroom when you were 14. What band posters did you have on the wall?
I spent my teenage years immersed in blues music… so at 14 it was Muddy Waters, Stevie Ray, Buddy Guy, Son House etc.
What’s been your worst gig and why are you glad there’s no footage of it on Youtube … yet?
Did a tribute show to Art vs Science, you do the math.
Tomorrow’s payday, so we’ve only got $20 to get you drunk. Where do we go and what do we buy with it?
What’s with this “we” crap, if we only had $20 I wouldn’t be letting you ride my coattails!
We’ve been looking in the $2 bin at Dixons Recycled and also bidding on eBay – what releases are we looking for there that your band has put out?
Ok, we lied, we do John Cena it, that’s what releases you would find.
Suppose we put a gun to your head and force you to kiss a member of another Australian band. Who, which band and why?
Kevin Mitchell from Jebediah, cos I’d make him my biatch.